i’ve always been a paranoid guy. i get nervous when someone walks behind me in a quiet street, i always check my pockets for my mobile, wallet and keys whenever i get on/off any form of transport and in/out of any places, i have a buffer amount in my bank account in case anything happens and i always almost expect a dead body in my apartment block’s elevator whenever the door opens.

so i’ve been thinking of ways that i will die. not in a sadistic suicidal way, but actual ways that i think i might die. putting aside stuff like old age and health, the first in the list is definitely death by electrocution. i’m not surprised to see my body sizzle up in flames since i have this extremely bad habit of switching on and off powerpoints with my erm…toes. and i have this weird fascination with electricity, you should see my powerpoints! if it’s not electrocution, i’ll probably be strangled by wire cables.

car accidents, i think that’s pretty much a given seeing how often i take cabs and how aggressive these cab drivers are. comfort needs to provide anger management workshops for its drivers. plane crashes. although i’ve read that it’s statistically harder to die in a plane crash than say, a car accident. but – i’m not kidding here – whenever the plane takes off, i’m pretty much prepared for the worst. what else can you do when a plane goes crashing down anyway?

so there you go, three ways that i’ll probably gonna die. with my luck, i’ll probably suffer a electric shock while my plane crashes down and i get hit by car when i land. happily ever after.